A Day in the Royal Court

Sarah: "I don't think I could make sense of life without you."

Becky: "You can't survive without me. Gosh I have alot of power over you. Bow Down! Call me your Queen! I am Pharoh!"

Sarah: "Ha! I am the queen. You are my advisor."

Becky: "Yeah, I could live with that. But I want my own tract of land as reward for my outrageously awesom services. Myself and my family won't be disturbed by the whimsical fantasies of the royal house."

Sarah: "I did give you your own land! I haven't moved in yet have I?!" (Becky has obtained her own trailer and small plot of land in real life. She is free of rent from here on out.)

Sarah: "You're just not allowed to turn off your phone."

Becky: "You think that by virtue of your own absence that I am rewarded?"

Sarah: "I know you like your big wide space so, yes. But i do still have to come and make sure you're taking care of it and appreciating it as you should."

Becky: "Deal"

Sarah: "Dude now that I have dismissed all the men in "line" for my attentions, except for three, because they are important to my court, this is going to be my new on going joke with you."

Becky: "I think I could handle that. I keep you around for my ammusement."

Sarah: "You love me and you know it."

Pause

Sarah: "....... Um, Can you collapse some boxes at the store for Jimmy's move? I get allergy attacks after just three boxes."

Becky: "Dude what happened to those "Whimsical Fantasies", man? I'm suppose to be immune!"