"Summer time baby! Need something to keep you cool."

Now summertime's here babe
Need something to keep you cool
Ah now summertime's here babe
Need something to keep you cool
Better look out now though
Dave's got something for you
Tell ya what it is

I'm your ice cream man
Stop me when I'm passing by
Oh my my, I'm your ice cream man
Stop me when I'm passing by
See now all my flavors
Are guaranteed to satisfy
Hold on a second baby

I got good lemonade
ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too
I'm your ice cream man, baby
Stop me when I'm passing by
See now all my flavors
Are guaranteed to satisfy
Hold on, one more

Well, I'm usually passing
By just about eleven o'clock
Uh huh, I never stop
I'm usually passing by
just around eleven o'clock
And if you let me cool you one time
You'll be my regular stop

All right boys

I got good lemonade
ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too
I'm your ice cream man, baby
Stop me when I'm passing by
See now all my flavors
Are guaranteed to satisfy

Yes I'm your ice cream man
Stop me when I'm passing by
I'm your ice cream man
Stop me when I'm passing by
They say all my flavors
Are guaranteed to satisfy

Ah, one time
I'm your ice cream man
stop me when I'm passing by
I'm your ice cream man
stop me when I'm passing by
They say all my flavors
Are guaranteed to satisfy

One time, boys
I'm your ice cream man
I'm your ice cream man

Baby
Ah my, my, my
All my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy


Me and the boys went out to the beach yesterday with thier mom. I was only in the water (with SPF 60!!!) for maybe a hour and a half. Then I was under the umbrella reading. In the shade I got sunburned something feirce. The boys both have dark tans naturally and usuallydon't burn so its a testament to theammount of sun we all got when i explain how red and in pain they both are as well. I can hardly stand cause my legs are bad. Now, would I do it again knowing how bad I would be after coming home? Hellz yeah!

Graduation!

My baby sister graduated last night from homeschool. There were 6 in her "class" and the ceremony was quite fun. Here are pics of her and Hannah and a video of her time on stage.

New Directions

wifeadvice dot com I found this Site through the Google blogs. They were saying something about how things are running faster and certain very minor things were fixed like the name of a button had "quotes" around it and that was just very unnecessary and it was brought to the team's attention by this wife of "Donkey".

Its a very amusing little site, and it just so happens that they are Mormon so for those of you who are also (which is a very substantial amount of the people I know) LDS you will find it all the more amusing.

I am going to try to steal their idea to the extent that I want to make most of mine and Shawn's "conversations" public and funny and amusing so that I can have SOME sort of outlet for my frustrations, and also I really think that by retelling these stories perhaps they will bother me (and him) less then normal. Perhaps it will be therapeutic for us and give (at least me) some sort of change in the monotony that our lives have fallen into. I hope you find things as funny as I hope to see them in the near future.

I read the blog at this website and clicked over to the wife's blog a few times when they were linked together. I even left a couple of comments which if you clicked on my name it would bring you here; soooo, Donkey and Wife? Thank you very much for the day I had today filled with laughter. I would have been absolutely substantially bored otherwise! Keep up the good fight and may the Lord bless your union more then he obviously has already.

Family Tree Joke

Many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three,
I got married to a widow,
Pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
With flowing hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
and changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father`s wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father Of
a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
to the widow`s grown-up-daughter
Who, of course, was my stepmother.
Father`s wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
for he was my daughter`s son,
My wife is now my mother`s mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She is my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become The
strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa !